Tag Archives: Funny

Wolverine & Psy = BFFs

17 Oct

Because someone loves you out there.

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Song Challenge – A Song That Makes Me Laugh

13 May

I’m just going to give you a few key points about “Twerk” by Lady before letting you jump into the (age-restricted) video.  First, ponytail.  Second, Lady does the least amount of dancing but talks about twerking it all the time.  The most she twerks is when she’s in white lace and sways her butt back and forth.  Third, the video raises all sorts of questions over the sexualization of the media, the representations of women, the representations of blackness, and how the male gaze operates despite being furthered by women.

That aside, watch it and use your best judgment.  It’s just way too overwhelming to see… so, it’s great to laugh about how ridiculous it is.  Many guys get a lot out of women moving their bootys all over the place with cash involved.  Plus, I didn’t know that butt cheeks could high five each other so well.  I’ll include the lyrics (highlighting key points) if you don’t want to watch the video (you do! you do!).

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

IM GONNA MAKE IT POP (TWERK)
BEND THIS THING OVER
I CANT EVEN LIE, I CAN’T DO THIS WHEN I’m SOBER
IM GONNA MAKE IT BOUNCE JUST LIKE I TOLD YA
YOU CANT GET A DANCE, NIGGA I DONT EVEN KNOW YA

I HIT THAT DANCE FLOOR AND SHAKE IT THEN NIGGERS STARE
A COUPLE MINUTES, THATS THE MONEY GOING IN THE AIR
I SHAKE THIS ASS SIDE TO SIDE I SHAKE IT EVERYWHERE
MAKE IT VIBRATE GOT THIS ASS GOING EVERYWHERE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

I CAN MAKE IT POP LOCK DROP VIBRATE TWERK
I DONT NOW ABOUT HER BUT I CAN MAKE THIS ASS WORK
HE ASKED ME CAN I DO A SPLIT? YEP I CAN DO IT
I HAD A COUPLE IN ME NOW IM REALLY GETTING INTO IT
AND WHEN IM IN A SPLIT I CAN MAKE THIS ASS JUMP
I MAKE THIS ASS JUMP EVERY TIME THE BEAT BUMP
NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST
YOU KNOW ITS HEAD DOWN PUSSY POPPING HAND STAND

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

ALL THE BITCHES ON THE DANCE FLOOR I LET THEM GET THEIR TIME
CAUSE ONCE I HIT THE FLOOR IM TAKIN EVERYBODYS SHINE
DO I WORK AT MAGIC CITY, NO, I SHOULD THOUGH (TWERK IT)
NICK NAME IS “MAKE THEM NIGGAS MONEY BLOW”
NOW I’mma DROP IT TO THE FLOOR AND JUST MAKE IT POP
STAY IN THE SAME POSITION AND JUST LET IT POP
MY ASS IS “STUPID WILD THIS DANCE IS STUPID SICK
THE BEST THING ABOUT IT I CAN DO IT ON A DICK

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

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Was that vulgar!?  Yeah, I pushed it a bit too much.  But, hey it makes me laugh.  TRUST ME, my SONG CHALLENGE has way better music than this.  Check it all out by clicking the link.

Oh, keep in mind that this is not nearly as terrible as Lady’s “Yankin”….

Night Cap!

4 Apr

So, sometimes I get cold when I sleep.  You know, most of your heat leaves from your head or something… So, I have a very nice crocheted cap from a friend that I put on my head.  It’s like wearing an oven mitt.  So, Selena made fun of me for it.  And this is what I get in the mail… A Irish flannel night cap.

Classy.

Ghost Sperm: Savannah

30 Jun

My first foray into comics came about in high school where I attempted to draw a weekly comic about school and our friends… as animals.  Each friend or person in our class (we were a small year with a grand 27 people in our class) corresponded with a different animal (except for Jesse who was a bowling ball and Gould was cottage cheese… yes, there are reasons to those).  Well, one of my favorite things was drawing gratuitous violence with all of our little animal characters.  So, I believe that this gave me some practice.  Strangely, the whole premise is that the little Ghost Sperm are already dead… how can they die again, then?  Also, how do sperm have blood?  I’m not sure, but I believe that I can just draw what I want… so there.

Oh yes, and I wasn’t quite too pleased with the text of the chomping, but oh well.

Enjoy!

Ghost Sperm: Polar Bear

9 Jun

Have you ever been so frustrated that you just yelled whatever first came to your head?  I totally have.  Instead of calling Lillian stupid I usually call her poopface.  One time, I’m pretty sure I yelled at someone by calling them “useless moss” or something of the sort.  It’s one of those instances that you feel like you don’t have that much control.  So, you just blurt it out.

Plus, I just love stuff that’s rather ridiculous and (fairly) random.  I also really liked the effect of the Ghost Sperm being blown back that I first used in Ghost Sperm: Guns.  If that hat was black with a Green Lantern symbol, then it would be the sperm that had the chance to become the next Geoff Johns.  Seriously.

Oh, and I totally got the crazy eyes effect from Manga. DESPITE NEVER READING MANGA.  I have Lone Wolf & Cub that I intend to read… but that is a mega masterpiece with a good couple thousand pages involved.

Ghost Sperm: Football

26 May

It seems to me that I am very concerned about what my little Ghost Sperm(ies) do in their free time.  I mean, seriously, they have got to be insanely bored because they failed at the one mission in their life.  THEY COULDN’T IMPREGNATE AN EGG.  Sure, some of them struggled real hard, but, in the end, they failed and died.  So what then do they do to preoccupy themselves?  Well, I would like to imagine that they’re just like humans with their favorite pastimes and what not.  So, here in the states, one of the biggest revenue-generating machines is football.  So, I wanted to see what would happen when a Ghost Sperm played football.  And, well, we discover it’s just not very good at it.

Ghost Sperm: Chunky

29 Apr

Is this one a little mean spirited?  Yes, it is.  I admit it.  I’m a terrible person who can also be a blatant hypocrite sometimes.  Nevertheless, I fine this to be pretty funny.  This mostly stems from how straightforward the little ghost sperm is.  I suppose the little ghost sperm is sort of my internal voice.  I make fun of people, but I admit to it… and then I continue making fun of people.  Oh well.