This is not a secret. This is a straight up public pleasure.
Watermelon: For bible lovers it’s God’s gift to man. To scientists, it’s the result of hundreds of thousands of years of natural selection and genetic mutation. To both it is perfection.
Some people love chocolate. Some people love cake. I love watermelon.
Watermelon is not only delicious, it’s versitile. Watermelon salsa (watermelon replaces the tomatoes) may very well be better than the original. Watermelon salads are devine. Ummm, ever heard of vodermelon? I personally am not a fan of vodka but if it’s with watermelon sure, bring it on.
Watermelon is also a work of art. Look at these creations and I’ll eat myself if you don’t think they’re awesome.
Anyways…other cool things about watermelon: you can grow them in a box or pryrimid. Yes, the Japanese have done it again. They’ve made watermelon more compactible!
Watermelon artificial flavoring is good, too! It’s not as great as real watermelond but compared to the other imitation flavors it’s wonderful. Popsicles, Slurpees, Jolly Ranchers: All great!
Grilled Watermelon! Dried watermelon covered in chile powder! Sorbet! Gelato!
Did I mention that watermelon can prevent cancer? Well, it can! Wahoo! I’ll probably never get cancer considering how much I eat…right?
To all you watermelon haters out there, you’re stupid. Watermelon is simply the best! End of discussion.
Oh, and cats love watermelon, too.
Click here for an entire blog about Cats and Watermelon: my two favorite things!