Song Challenge – A Song That Makes Me Laugh

13 May

I’m just going to give you a few key points about “Twerk” by Lady before letting you jump into the (age-restricted) video.  First, ponytail.  Second, Lady does the least amount of dancing but talks about twerking it all the time.  The most she twerks is when she’s in white lace and sways her butt back and forth.  Third, the video raises all sorts of questions over the sexualization of the media, the representations of women, the representations of blackness, and how the male gaze operates despite being furthered by women.

That aside, watch it and use your best judgment.  It’s just way too overwhelming to see… so, it’s great to laugh about how ridiculous it is.  Many guys get a lot out of women moving their bootys all over the place with cash involved.  Plus, I didn’t know that butt cheeks could high five each other so well.  I’ll include the lyrics (highlighting key points) if you don’t want to watch the video (you do! you do!).

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

IM GONNA MAKE IT POP (TWERK)
BEND THIS THING OVER
I CANT EVEN LIE, I CAN’T DO THIS WHEN I’m SOBER
IM GONNA MAKE IT BOUNCE JUST LIKE I TOLD YA
YOU CANT GET A DANCE, NIGGA I DONT EVEN KNOW YA

I HIT THAT DANCE FLOOR AND SHAKE IT THEN NIGGERS STARE
A COUPLE MINUTES, THATS THE MONEY GOING IN THE AIR
I SHAKE THIS ASS SIDE TO SIDE I SHAKE IT EVERYWHERE
MAKE IT VIBRATE GOT THIS ASS GOING EVERYWHERE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

I CAN MAKE IT POP LOCK DROP VIBRATE TWERK
I DONT NOW ABOUT HER BUT I CAN MAKE THIS ASS WORK
HE ASKED ME CAN I DO A SPLIT? YEP I CAN DO IT
I HAD A COUPLE IN ME NOW IM REALLY GETTING INTO IT
AND WHEN IM IN A SPLIT I CAN MAKE THIS ASS JUMP
I MAKE THIS ASS JUMP EVERY TIME THE BEAT BUMP
NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST
YOU KNOW ITS HEAD DOWN PUSSY POPPING HAND STAND

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

ALL THE BITCHES ON THE DANCE FLOOR I LET THEM GET THEIR TIME
CAUSE ONCE I HIT THE FLOOR IM TAKIN EVERYBODYS SHINE
DO I WORK AT MAGIC CITY, NO, I SHOULD THOUGH (TWERK IT)
NICK NAME IS “MAKE THEM NIGGAS MONEY BLOW”
NOW I’mma DROP IT TO THE FLOOR AND JUST MAKE IT POP
STAY IN THE SAME POSITION AND JUST LET IT POP
MY ASS IS “STUPID WILD THIS DANCE IS STUPID SICK
THE BEST THING ABOUT IT I CAN DO IT ON A DICK

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE (TWERK)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK)
BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THING SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
SO IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
I’mma TWERK IT (TWERK IT)
YEAH IM GONNA TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

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Was that vulgar!?  Yeah, I pushed it a bit too much.  But, hey it makes me laugh.  TRUST ME, my SONG CHALLENGE has way better music than this.  Check it all out by clicking the link.

Oh, keep in mind that this is not nearly as terrible as Lady’s “Yankin”….

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