My favorite holiday:
I don’t celebrate holidays… unless I’m convinced otherwise.
(like wearing a shirt with a giant “U” on it next to someone with an “S” next to someone with an “A” on Independence Day)
(or dressing up as a Pokémon trainer on Halloween… but I dress up as a trainer a lot)
And your birthday is not a holiday, dumbasses.
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