4 Turn Ons:
Just in time for Valentine’s Day!
Oh gees, this is going to be difficult…
1. Geek-themed lingerie
Okay, this may be the only realistic turn on I have here. YET, it is highly ridiculous/every geek boy’s dream. If you really want me to burst out laughing (with glee) while in a slightly sexual situation, get some geek-themed lingerie. If you want to see me blush, get some geek-themed lingerie. If you want me to get all ravenous on you… Well, that’s not going to happen right away BECAUSE I WANT TO STARE.
NO OTHER MUSIC is sexier than Portishead. Trip hop beats, crooning voice, and vinyl scratches for effect. I always think about how many times I’ve made out while listening to Portishead… it’s a lot… Downside to Portishead: It may make you cry.
I just like walking around. Unfortunately, since the last two semesters have been so busy, I haven’t had time to walk with my significant other as much. Plus, it’s been so damn frigid. Nevertheless, I like walking because it allows you to talk, hold hands, or protect yourself with the other person as a body shield, if need be. It’s also nice when the other person gets ahead of you for a bit and you get to check out their booty. PIRATE BOOTY (because that joke is not made enough)!
4. Being cynical, mean, and HILARIOUS
I enjoy mean people. I like being bitter and hear other people make fun of other people. HELL, I run a site that’s called 1000 Things We Hate! If I know the person can match me toe-to-toe with comments at other people’s expense, then I’m sold.
Acting like a Dinosaur is a close #5.
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