It seems to me that I am very concerned about what my little Ghost Sperm(ies) do in their free time. I mean, seriously, they have got to be insanely bored because they failed at the one mission in their life. THEY COULDN’T IMPREGNATE AN EGG. Sure, some of them struggled real hard, but, in the end, they failed and died. So what then do they do to preoccupy themselves? Well, I would like to imagine that they’re just like humans with their favorite pastimes and what not. So, here in the states, one of the biggest revenue-generating machines is football. So, I wanted to see what would happen when a Ghost Sperm played football. And, well, we discover it’s just not very good at it.