Attempts and Codes and Truth

20 Apr

Can you crack the code of my life and truths?

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Now, it would be completely unfair to just let you go at this without any clues… So, here are some that I think might help you out if you decide to undergo this endeavor:

  • There is no rhyme or reason to the spacing of the segments.  Most of them are 6 units long, but occasionally I fucked up.  So, there’s no special significance to this.  I just didn’t want the word length to be all that obvious to you.
  • This is a correlation code.  Meaning, the letter or number you see directly coordinates to a letter of the alphabet (or more).
  • Not all letters signify a single letter.  Some may stand in for one, two, or three other letters of the alphabet allowing for the code to be more varied and harder to crack.
  • Some of the letters shown still signify what they are.  For example, “M” stands for “M,” in most of the cases… but that doesn’t mean it’s the only thing that stands for “M.”  There are three of these.  The total of their place in the alphabet (D is the fourth letter of the alphabet, F the sixth, M is the thirteenth making their total 23) for the three is 32.
  • Only vowels and a single consonant are represented by numbers.
  • Vowels are symbolized by three options.  Two letters and one number.
  • This is not a caeser cipher.  In fact, I made this up and I did not get it off the internet.
  • All of the punctuation is accurate and not thrown in to mess you up.
  • There are no additional items thrown in to mess you up.
  • There is no special code or pattern where a sequence (such as “BKR”) stands in for a single letter.
  • A recommendation would be to take this into word and change the text to Courier New.

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I was listening to Chad VanGaalen while doing this… it took a long time… he is quite good, though.  Now it’s Chairlift.

Anyway, there is some incentive to figuring out my code.  If you crack it and send me a copy either in the comment section, e-mail, or the post, then I will gladly reward you with a signed copy of my self-published graphic novel from last year (made with calligraphy pens before I had the digital tablet), $5, a CD of my music (the good stuff, not the shitty “oh, I’m fucking around” stuff), and a copy of my favorite graphic novel.

Is that enough incentive?  It’s a pretty hard code, but I gave out way too many hints.

Good luck figuring out my life.

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