So, I’m at work right now… I also sort of have to use the restroom. Dare I? No, because I’m devoted to givin’ you a gosh darn review!
This morning, I was thinking about Poop… Yeah, that’s right: POOP. Do you know how that works? You poop, you feel relieved, you poop again later. It’s a weird cycle… so, let’s apply it to DC.
Battle for the Cowl = poop.
WHEN WILL I FEEL RELIEVED DC!?
Maybe the Blackest Night crossover… just maybe.
Save us from our poor superhero comics, Geoff Johns.
I swear, some people have shrines to that guy. His stuff’s good, but really.
Do you know who I’m not making a shrine to anytime soon: Chris Yost, the writer of this comic. I’ll list some things featured in the comic and my responses to them.
Penguin – Danny DeVito = Grosssssss!
Two-Face – Pimp?
Poison Ivy – Do you orgasm on your own fumes or is that just you removing a computer chip?
The Riddler – You’re pretty cool now… except for that suit… except for aging during the comic… except for kind of looking like the recently axed Dr. Who… except for being a pussy at everything you do.
Catwoman – confused but alright.
Jason Todd Batman – you’re drawn really weird in this comic… your pointy ears look like they were molded from Madonna’s cone boobs.
I will not buy Gotham City Sirens based on this comic advertising it.
Is it wrong of me to tag this with “boobs” and “sexy” because we’ve gotten 4 or 5 views from those tags…? NOPE!