1000 Things We Hate

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30 Responses to “1000 Things We Hate”

  1. Darth Hater March 20, 2010 at 10:52 AM #

    Dearest Mr.Moth and Croc (Hmm, Croc…?{Suits you…cunt… Just kidding}),
    I admire your collective wisdom in relation to hate, I’d like to consider myself an avid hater as well and currently I find myself in a rage!!!
    I have a burning hatred for college students, but not just any college students (though most, I find, are equally unbearable). I refer, of course, to the broken record, who at every party seems to find me like a heat seeking Nietzsche missile and ask my views on religion, politics and eventually…(sigh)…Existentialism.
    Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a stimulating conversation in the right atmosphere, but where does it end? I feel like these bastards are following me to every party I attend… How many people are out there, showing up to parties dateless just waiting for some helpless schmuck like yours truly to arrive?

    I digress, the intention of this message was to ask your opinions on this matter, I can’t be the only person who hates this guy… If only I could find a few more like-minded individuals to join my cause. I know you both to be college students, I’m willing to forgive this… Join me now, we can rise above these foolios and become more powerful than you ever imagined!!!

    I think I know where Croc stands (Hippy slut!!!), but I need you, Mr. Moth… The three of us can overcome this seemingly insurmountable foe.

    Thank you for your time,
    William
    A.K.A Darth Hater

    • MechanisticMoth March 20, 2010 at 12:24 PM #

      Dear Darth Hater,
      – You have uncovered a very important side niche of the populous that is found around these things known as campuses (typically having 1.) cement 2.) always manicured grass 3.) an occasional tree that looks stilted 4.) lots of litter from assholes who say they’re sustainable people but wait for their mothers to pick after them 5.) constant maintenance) that often frequent the thing known as colleges.

      – What you have found is something more akin to the liberal arts college student or a philosophy, psyche, political science, english writing and culture, etc. major. I would like to add some specifics to your term of the college student because, as you mentioned, not all college students are the ones searching for a modifiable brain at – the least likely of places – a party. However, I do not want to add an unfortunate amount of prefixes, pronouns, or prepositional phrasing to create this term.

      – William, what you have discovered is the “college student” ! It’s a breed that increases on campus as the size of the overall campus diminishes. Schools with only 4000 students are rife with them. My college of 2,300 is like a centrifuge of animosity, presumptuousness, and overall pretentiousness.

      – Speaking of the “college student” as a whole is a very difficult thing to do since there are so many subsets amidst their overall hierarchy of dumbassedness. I hope that we can speak to the specifics with our hate before getting into the general term, and I believe that a portion of the population has already been addressed (but not nearly enough) by the ENGLISH CLASS DICK post.

      – If you have any suggestions for further niches within the niche/movement/unfortunance, then please suggest away! We will strongly support hate for this ridiculous and contempt-educing part of college town society.

      Thank you for recognizing this trend,
      Elliott
      MechanisticMoth

  2. hotcancer June 26, 2010 at 10:26 PM #

    props. jeggings totally suck.

  3. hotcancer July 15, 2010 at 7:13 AM #

    Ok, I’m really into my teeth (no seriously, going to the dentist is usually a nice experience)- but dentist tools are totally terrifying.

  4. Blake February 19, 2011 at 6:35 PM #

    I couldn’t post on your other page where you said what your favourite and least favourite pokemon were. I had 2 of them, and the shinpora you said you liked, just wasted 137 pokeballs, 8 great balls, 19 ultra balls, and then I use a pokeball and caught it. What a waste. But worth it in the long run, its earnt me about 350,000 pokepoints.

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